"World Cup Willie.?????????"
The BBC light programme broadcast a song about a promotional emblem in triumph.
'Can we have Caroline?' The child in the back of the maroon Austin A40 shouted.
'OK.' Derek uncharacteristically acquiesced. He was in a good mood that sunny June afternoon. The whole country was in a good mood, though the nations expectant mothers were no doubt afraid they may have to christen their sons 'Banks Cohen Wilson Ball Peters Charlton Moore Hurst Hunt Styles Charlton'.
'And now on Radio Caroline the hit sound of The Bachelors with "Sound of Silence"' the DJ deejayed as the Austin passed a giant poster of the Bayeux Tapestry 900 years old and advertising beer. They were heading east to Colchester cutting through the reservoirs between Ponders End and Chingford to avoid the North Circular.

M25 to Orpinton